I had a dream last night that each time I eat bacon (I pick up a egg & bacon bagel for breakfast a couple times a week), it turns instantly into pure fat the moment I put it into my mouth. "You might as well be eating a lard sandwich," the narrator of the dream told me.I'm having trouble interpreting this dream. Can anybody help me figure it out?
Yes. The little piglets are begging you for mercy. I mean, what if a Martian ate your snout?
ReplyDeleteWow, Aaron, the message in the dream is so subtle, I wouldn't know where to begin!
ReplyDeleteMom: Bacon comes from Martian snouts?
ReplyDeleteTai: Who you callin' an egg & bacon bagel? Them fightin' words, baby.
Katie: It's true. I'm dense, not just fat.